05/15/00 This site is going to get YET another overhaul in the near future. I've been EXTREMELY busy lately, so the updates have been ... well there hasn't been an update since the beginning of April. I will be getting my own domain and moving this site to that location very soon. This is one of the many updates/upgrades I will be making. I will also be supporting my friend, Greg, through his sex change operation. What does that have to do with this site, you might be asking? Well, nothing right now and probably never. Just throwing stuff out at you. I killed a bird today. It was an accident ... or suicide depending on how you look at it. I did hit the bird with my truck, true true. But, the bird flew in front of my truck which says to me either it was a daredevil bird that performed it's last stunt, or it was trying to kill itself. Either way, now it's dead and splattered all over my recently washed truck. Little fucker. That is all for now, but big announcements coming up soon. -Nutz
03/19/00 My computer will be down for about a week and a half, so if there are any updates (I know people who have computers), they will be small. This is a serious inconvenience, but it kinda puts some stuff in perspective. 1. Think about how much you rely on computers now. Could you live one week without using some sort of device that has a computer chip in it? No cars, microwaves, tv's, alarm clocks, heat sensitive vibrators, wrist watches, cell phones, etc. Sickening, huh? 2. Internet porn isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Okay, maybe this isn't true, but it's helping me cope. C. I'll have more time to rot my brain on TV. I mean, watching two frogs fuck on the Discovery channel is almost as good as anything you'll find at toothlesswhore.com. So, until the next update, just remember that there are some poor saps like myself who can't see the booty online. Spank one for me. Maybe, I'll go blow some shit up out in the desert, 9mm and .223 style. That always relives some sehual fruestraytion. Yummy.
03/12/00 I promise I will try to update this more regularly. Peel is taking off and we've all been extremely busy. We just played a show with Breeth at a local club. Ex-Th!nkAdectOmy drummer, Keith Hancock, is in this band and it was good to see him play again. I'm glad we've patched everything up and are moving forward in our friendship. This is what determines real friends. What else has been going on? Hmmm. Between work, the band, volleyball and the occasional monkeyspank (occasional - Meaning one to five times a day), I'd have to say that I rarely have time to even think about taking a shit. That's ok because it saves paper and fresh water which is good for the environment. Stocks are a good thing. (hint: By stock in Vaseline. I predict their stock will increase this quarter.) Gotta go now. I will talk to you all REAL soon. -Nutz
02/25/00 HOLY SHIT!! DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! No, really. Don't. If you could only see what I see. It would scare the bajeezus outta ya. STOP! I SAID DO NOT TURN AROUND! LISTEN TO ME OR YOU WILL DIE! Think of 'turning around and looking to see what's behind you' to be worse than the end of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' ... yea where all those people died and melted. Don't do it. Don't you do it! I will not warn you anymore. I'm serious. Dammit, don't say I didn't warn you.
02/15/00 Nothing new at this point. Well, actually Peel is playing a series of big shows. Go to the Peel Homepage and click on 'tour'. Exciting stuff. If you could ask God one question, what would it be? Tough question to answer. Some people would say 'What Right do we have to question God?' and others may say 'Is there any other lifeform within the Universe?'. I really don't think I could form a question in the presence of God primarily based on the fact that I believe my jaw would be wide open in awe. More stuph. Did Jesus walk on water or was the water really nothing more than a mirage? How many trees grouped together does it take to 'officially' make a forest? How many seagulls are in a flock? How can every religious group in the world be "right" in their worship and praise of their supreme being if there is only one God? We will NEVER have an honest President. How do 'recovering self-mutilation with dinnerware' addicts eat in a steakhouse? Do you think your dog really understands you when you're talking to it about your bad day? Nothing is real. NOTHING is real. You talk to yourself at least twice a day and you've been caught at least twice in your life. Now, I will end by giving you a psychic reading. You must keep both of your thumbs on the spacebar at all times or this will not work. Okay, here we go. Think of a number between 1 and 2 (whole #'s only .... that means no decimals, fractions etc.). Remember that #. Now, read this next sentence while holding your breath. Ok. Now look up then down 5 times as fast as you can. Do it NOW!!! Ok, click here to see your personalized psychic reading.
02/10/00 Runny poop, Stink Finger, Penis Percentile and Clitgazm. Feel free to take these names and use them for your band. One more thing .... just not now.
01/30/00 I will be updating the site real soon including the main page and making the buttons in the left frame work for everyone. I apologize for the lack of updates lately, but the band site has been taking up a lot of my free time. This too shall pass. Visit my band, Peel, by clicking here. In other news, my solo project is looking like it's going to get pushed back into late spring or early summer. I have 14 songs ready to go, but I want to give myself enough time to aquire all of the tools necessary to make this release something really special. I'm also trying to figure in how much time it's going to take me to write drum lines and bass lines. I didn't bite off more than I can chew, but my mouth is pretty full, if you know what I mean. So, I think the CD ( at this point) will contain 17 songs and the total running time will be around 70 minutes. This is just an estimated time, mind you. Also, if you have a band and want to swap links (band for a band), E-mail me and we'll talk. One last thing ... I put a hit counter on the mainpage, again. I had one before(actually if you click the main pic on the main page, you'll see it in yellow. Be seen.com.) and the count was up to 700+, but thought the counter looked lame so I kinda canned it. The new one is only about a week and a half old, so keep that in mind as well. Lastly, I noticed that my updates are pretty serious these dayz. This too shall pass. Talk to you all soon. -Nutz
01/16/00 Well, the Vikings have lost to the Rams. Yep. It was expected, though. I will say that John Madden fucking ruins football. He is an idiot. Pat Summerall ... well, does he even know who he is anymore? Madden loves whoever is winning (unless it's Dallas) and praises them, then when they begin losing he praises the other team and contradicts everything he'd just said moments before. PULL HIS ASS OUTTA FOOTBALL! Get rid of both of them. Make them target practice or something. I'm not mad that the Vikes lost ... I'm just sick and tired of these two assholes. They've been ruining games for me for too many seasons now. They better not be announcing the Superbowl.
01/10/00 No updates in a while. Well, I've been really busy trying to get my band's web page up and running. You can visit it by clicking here. That is all for now but you can expect a big update within the next day or two.
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